Let us write a story, shall we?

[Bathilde]

It was One Eye Willie, the Pirate from Goonies. And he said "Do ye want m'treasure, laddie?"

[JeffSinger]

The boy, otherwise known as chunk was terrified and knew not what to do.

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[Bathilde]

So he did the only thing he could do. The Truffle Shuffle.

[JeffSinger]

One eyed willie was mightily moved by this display of comedy and gave young chunk a spanish deblume (I live in the same area where they filmed goonies, NW Oregon, lol buried pirate treasure has always been a big legend around here)

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[Bathilde]

doubloon*

[JeffSinger]

and the shot Bathilde with his flintlock

[Bathilde]

When Chunk bit on the doubloon, to test if it's genuine, he bit into milk chocolate. He was mightily pleased.

[JeffSinger]

But after a fe chews he found the chocalte to be tainted with GHB, The date rate drug....dun dun dun ( sisnister music is what that was btw)

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[JeffSinger]

Omg I hate typing on mobiles, it won't let me edit it either screw blakberry!

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[Woden Kyn]

One-Eyed-Willy said to the boy, "if ye be gettin a new cell phone, make sure it be Windows capible, so ye can turn off auto-correct texting".